Let my caravan through; it's loaded with humanitarian aid.
Making the world safe for the politically correct....
May the fleas of a thousand caravans infest your phalanxes!
Move it or lose it, bud.
No really, I promise.
Now you're getting NASTY.
Oh, was that YOUR unit?
Oooooh, I'm SORRY.
Pretty please with sugar on top?
Should not we love one another, brother?
Stand back or be crushed!
The best diplomat is a veteran armor unit.
The only good diplomat is an embassy diplomat.
The sun was in my eyes--I thought you were barbarians.
This random act of kindness brought to you by the (fill in the blanks).
Two words: Overwhelming superiority.
Wanna trade advances, big boy?
We DEMAND tribute for our infinite patience.
We follow our Prime Directive--no trading with the natives.
We ignore YOUR feeble threats.
What are YOU doing here?
Why can't we all just get along?
Will you join our righteous crusade to rid the world of the evil (fill in the blanks)?
Won't you be my neighbor?
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
You thought the (fill in the blanks) were nasty. Wait until you meet the (fill in the blanks)!
Your civilization gives us giggle fits.
Your enemies are ours, for ever after.
Your have tried our patience one too many times. Now you will pay.
Your rewards will be many and varied.